Funny Family Poems - Poetry with Heartwarming Humor

Are you looking for some funny family poems?

You want to tell your family how much they all mean to you, but you don't want to come across as sappy. You want to keep it lighthearted and that's why these pieces of funny family poetry are perfect for your next family get together.

Stand up, be proud, and recite these poems from memory. If they think you wrote them, you can tell them the truth .. in about twenty years when you can all laugh about it and those funny family poems you liked to share.

You're my family, I have no choice
You're all a bunch of nuts, wonder why I'm a clutz
But there's no mistaking all the love and affection
For me, it's like a long-time addiction

We spent the summers at the beach
We spent the winters in retreat
Mom and dad, you taught me to reach
For the stars, and lent me the family car.

Now, as we gather once more
I want to remind you, kind of to settle the score.
If I had a choice of any family in the world,
I'd choose you, every day and more.

by 101InspirationalIdeas.com

here's a short funny family poem..

Roses are red, violets are blue
I know this poem and so do you
So I'll go off script
For just a little bit
To tell you all how much I love you.

by 101InspirationalIdeas.com

here's another funny family poem..

To my mother, who always taught me right
To my father, who taught me how to fight
To my uncle, who taught me how to fart
And my aunt, who hid the cookie jar

You're all a part of what makes me .. me
You're a part of my history
And even though I could scrape that away
I'd be taking the special pieces of me

So what I really want to say
Is that you're all my family, each and every day
And though I sometimes wonder what might have been
To have been born a Rockefeller, or into sin

It all comes back to you guys
So now, pass me some French fries.

by 101InspirationalIdeas.com

the following is a funny family poem by another writer.

Well, the dishes are done,
There's nothing in the sink.
So I think I'll sit,
And pour myself a drink.
But just as I sit,
I hear her voice.
And I've got to get up,
Because I've got no choice.

You see, I've got this woman,
Who says she's my wife.
And says I promised to love her,
For the rest of my life.
She's awful bossy,
And overbearing too.
And she loves to tell me,
What to do!

She says," Ronald, are the dishes done?
Did you wash and dry each one?
Ronald, did you put them away,
Don't you listen to what I say?"

And I say,

"Yes, Dear, the dishes are done,
I washed and dried each one.
Yes, Dear, I put them away,
Because I always do whatever you say."

But I don't know why,
I let her treat me this way.
And I swear to God,
I'm going to leave her some day.
I'm going to walk out,
And I'm going to have some fun.
But until that day,
The dishes will be done.

by Ronnie Doe

here's one more funny family poem by another writer.

My Dad is sweet,
He is daddy cool!
He wakes me up in the morning,
And sometimes drops me to school!
He's part of my school P.s.a,
"Make the whole day recess" I say
I love my daddy very much,
I'm sure he does too,
Though when I know he's going to get angry,
I hide myself in the loo!
My dad's a director,
He does loads of cool stuff,
Like being bossy with actors,
Isn't that enough?
I don't want to show off my dad,
I only want you to see,
He has many a quality!
He also has a sense of humor,
That too a very good one,
And when he cracks his jokes,
It's really, really fun!
He's obsessed with disgusting things,
He talks about them all the time,
He says, "Eat it and add some lime!"
I find him truly funny,
I'm not selling him for any amount of money,
Not even a $100 bill,
Cos he's my one and only dad,
my very own Kapil.

by Barkha Batra

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