Funny Valentine Poems - Express Your Love Using Poetry and Humor

Here is a humorous compilation of funny Valentine poems.

If you are that kind of romantic person who wants to share a lovely poem for Valentine's Day, but you don't want to be too serious, then give a funny Valentine poem instead.

Funny Valentine poems have the power to be sappy and romantic while not being all that serious. If there's someone you like, but you're afraid of rejection, try one of these humorous poems which we found and liked.

Stay little valentine stay, stay, stay
each day is valentine's
each day is Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day
- Richard Rodgers

Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space.
- Unknown

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.
- Unknown

My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
you make me smile with my heart
your looks are laughable, un photographable
yet you're my favorite work of art
- Unknown

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
- Unknown

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped on to smell this way.
- Unknown

More funny Valentine poems:

I swore that we would never part,
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head,
I'd probably have fled instead.
- Unknown

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette

Oh, my love thou art so gorgeous
Your eyes soblue are like that of a temptress
With your love you have made me complete.
My passion burns like cat when she is in heat

The love you give me spreads like an infection
Which is why Anny gave me a rejection
So let me reveal a secret to you
And then you can decide what you must do
- Unknown

Before she got her new laptop,
Everything was just fine;
Now she says we can't talk
Unless we both go online.

"But honey," I said, "I'm attached to you;
Love is what I feel."
"That keyword isn't relevant,"
She said, with eyes of steel.
- Unknown

More funny Valentine poems below:

If I were a key, I would lock you;
If lightning, then I would shock you;
If I were a pier I would dock you;
If I had a band I would rock you.

If I were a spoon, I would feed you;
If I were a house, I would deed you;
On Valentine's Day, I must plead you,
Valentine, I really need you!
- Unknown

I'm an animal lover, I'm happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you're like the creatures I love.
- Unknown

Happy Valentine, my love!
All my love is yours.
Praised be love that brings us home.
- Unknown

A few more funny Valentine poems below:

I said to you, "Oh, please be mine;
Be mine forever, Valentine."
I must have seemed like quite a fool,
Although I thought I was being cool.
- Unknown

Don't, baby don't
Don't change you hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentine's
Each day is valentine's day
- Unknown

Roses are red, violets are blue
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
- Unknown

Now, if these funny Valentine poems don't score you some points with that special someone, then nothing will. Chances are, they will work!

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